omnimodus:

1) I love you. 2) I am so impressed at how articulately you respond to unwarranted attacks. 3) anyone who…

Oh I would definitely do the same. Obviously. Just look at me.

If you anonymously attack one of my friends I will anonymously cut you a new vagina.

puffwiggly:

THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER

puffwiggly:

THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER

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deucalion:

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

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